Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dogman's Cock College

First draw two parallel lines from left to right going upward at about 35 – 45 degrees (perhaps not perfectly parallel, I like it slightly fatter at the bottom), then draw a tear-drop at the top right end. On the lower line, draw a truly parallel line just above it, but slightly shorter at each end – shade the inner edges of those first lines ever so slightly (be gentle). Also shade the edge of the tear-drop on the left – just a touch. Now draw some scattered spider legs up and down the cylinder. Once you’ve done this you can either move up or down (from the base), I like to go down. With light hands – draw something like a half a tear-drop, make it much larger than the first and more “wrinkly”. Add in some spider legs/creases and shading around the edges, and some shading between the cylinder and large tear-drop (this is make or break right here). Now to finish it off, draw your best interpretation of grass at the topside of the base of the cylinder.

Here is the result if done correctly:

- Dogman


PS - I do apologise for the quality of the scan. I was at work and didn't really want anyone to see what I was doing (I felt like Seth from Superbad).

PPS - This was just an excuse to post a picture of a cock.

10 comments:

  1. i literally giggled the whole time i read that. The whole time, i swear. I'll never be as good as you at this, sensei.

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  2. Sir, you are a king amongst men

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  3. These have to be the most convoluted instructions ever, because I tried to follow them but ended up drawing your mum

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  4. That has to be the worst mum joke ever. OR the best ruzzell ever. Depends which way you look at it.

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  5. Ahh, now I see what you were talking about, Lee.

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  6. Well since ruzzell's are great mum jokes, then the theory of transitivity says that it has to be the best mum joke as well. But seriously - that is a magnificent cock.

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  7. This made my day. God Bless you. x

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  8. After over a month without a post, I kum bakk with krowd pleaser. I am the Kock Kancho.

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  9. I can't stop staring at this triumphant trumpet!

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  10. Lee, now I can see what you're talking about when you always cut him down behind his back. So true man.

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