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A place where friends and strangers alike can post about anything.
Each post may be something new, each post may be a response to the last. Whatever you have to say, say it!
Monday, March 29, 2010
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I thought I should start with this.
ReplyDeleteAnd this. lulz
Dude that site is unbelievable!! Check this out
ReplyDeleteBoth worthy contributions. And at risk of breaking what could be an amazing string of hyperlinks, i interject this remark.
ReplyDeleteThis is my first ever posting upon the face of this great website. I hope that it will leave an impact, as the blogs have left on me. Though without anything of value to say... how could that be?
Speaking of html code, I prefer links that open a new tab if navigating away from BOTM. It says how to do it on that page hamish posted.
ReplyDeleteI love this new kotij section but I'm a little peeved that Albery posted in it before me...
>:(
Yeah I tried the target ="_blank" code but it didn't work.. Grace the kotij with ur internet knowhow master
ReplyDeleteMy first post didn't go through it seems... I'm a founder of this site and it gives me no respect, no respect.
ReplyDeleteOkay maybe it did
ReplyDelete"When you are deluded and full of doubt, even a thousand books of scripture are not enough. When you have realized understanding, even one word is too much." - Fen Yang
ReplyDeleteCouldn't resist
ReplyDeleteTrolls strike again...
ReplyDeleteMurdered Michelle's Facebook tribute defaced
I posted a little video in the Censorship blog. The man speaks the truth.
ReplyDeleteDamn, why won't that New Window html code work!
ReplyDeleteEden, help!!
Have you guys heard of the game 'RapeLay' - check it out here.
ReplyDelete"In the game players earn points for acts of sexual violence, including following girls on commuter trains, raping virgins and their mothers, and then forcing them to have abortions."
Skeleton head Dean sues me after wasps eat his face.
ReplyDeleteThe ultrahero - Flamish
ReplyDeleteHey russ, guess what?
ReplyDeletewho is anonymous? I hate him. or her.
ReplyDeleteJust a test. Icle.
Oooohhh first to post on the cottidge as BOTM shkliself...or shklerself?
ReplyDeleteme and eden watched Petey Gteene, that guy is amazing
ReplyDeleteHaha man Petey Greene is the best. Thank you Albery.
ReplyDeleteThis is honestly one of the best things I've read on ED - Kevin Rudd
It's actually not even a joke.
Hamish you shouldnt make fun of our prime minister like that
ReplyDeleteAlso excuse my lateness for posting on the new AOTW, I got no download left so I still gotta wait a few days to hear it
ReplyDeleteRuddkipz. Thats heaps lulzy.
ReplyDeleteI just met a guy at work (someone who I've spoken with over the phone many times), he told me he was a yoga teacher. He said that if knew what he knew now when he was a 15 year old, he would never have gone out to night clubs getting drunk etc, he would have just done yoga - thats where the pussy is. I told him I had a few mates doing it. He advised that you keep it up, the pussy will cum.
"I just met a guy at work (someone who I've spoken with over the phone many times), he told me he was a yoga teacher. He said that if knew what he knew now when he was a 15 year old, he would never have gone out to night clubs getting drunk etc, he would have just done yoga -"
ReplyDeletehaha i got to that point and thought he was gonna go on about the spiritual benefits of yoga and the evils of alcohol.
he was going to clubs when he was 15?
ReplyDeletehaha same thing Eden said, i wasn't expecting him to be such a rock star.
ReplyDeletehahaha i actually laughed out loud for that one Helly.
ReplyDeleteWant know a fun fact everybody? For the first two years of my life on the internets i thought lol meant lots of laughs and now i can't get that out of my head. 10 years later my inner voice still says "lots of lau- ahem laugh out loud" That's right, my inner voice has to clear its inner throat when correcting itself lolololol...link
<a href = "http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Andy_Kaufman>link</a>
ReplyDeleteFail ^
ReplyDeleteFather of trolling, doing it for the lulz... haha that article is wonderful. Lee needs to read that.
ReplyDeleteYeeess! - Balloon Bass and Box
ReplyDeletethat's awesome! I want to play the balloon bass
ReplyDeleteOn the topic of youtube musik, check this guy out:
Ukulele wheeps
"Reality is all-encompassing: the absolute nature is one. Although we may feel separate from the original uncreated reality - whether we call it 'God,' 'peak experience,' or 'enlightened mind' - through awareness we can contact this essential part of ourselves."
ReplyDelete- Tarthang Tulku
The Beast File: MDMA
ReplyDeleteThe Digital Economy Bill - UK
ReplyDeleteUh oh... not good. I suspect this is where we're heading...
Check it out with Dr Steve Brule
ReplyDeleteMan I wish governments would fuck off and that the music industry just accept that its over, they lose.
ReplyDeleteThe current way of selling music is becoming obsolete. They can fight it all they want, but millions upon millions of downloaded songs every single day says something (a whole bunch of things actually).
ReplyDeleteMusic will always exist but the simplicity of distribution and increasing efficiency in production means that the dodgy middle men are losing their cut of the profits
ReplyDeleteStanding Cat
ReplyDeleteZomg that music is hilarious... suits perfectly.
APOCALYPSE|Hungry Beast
ReplyDelete1 Nuclear bomb = the power of every single bomb dropped in WW2 combined (minus the 2 at the end).
I'm not sure which of those last two videos scares me more... the end of the world or a standing french cat
ReplyDeleteThat nuclear bomb thing is crazy...28000 bombs? how is that necessary?
ReplyDeleteThe cat is awesome and i just watched the ukelele thing a few days ago Russ. Was awesome, That's a Beatles cover I can truly enjoy
Oh Russ I missed that video of ukulele weeps. It sounds so... "sweet" on the uke. Lovely.
ReplyDeletePIXELS by Patrick Jean - a short film
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing.
Pale Blue Dot
ReplyDeleteTHINGS THAT WE THINK MIGHT BE BULLSHIT: VEGEQUARIANS | Hungry Beast
ReplyDeletethat nuclear war video is very eye opening, i didn't know that there were that many warheads. Standing Cat is my favourite recent video though.
ReplyDeleteWhat English Sounds Like to Foreigners
ReplyDeleteSome Howard Stern Clips
ReplyDeleteThe Legendary Shatner Audiobook
Sal makes a prank call.
Blue Iris Prank Call
LUKE!!!!!! = Wicked! Wicked!
ReplyDeleteI've actually heard those last 2 before Lee. Fuck the last one is funny... that old lady has the funniest voice ever.
ReplyDeleteVideo explains the world's most important 6-sec drum loop
This one's for Lee
ReplyDeleteFeliz Cumpleaños
Super Volcanoes:
ReplyDeleteCool
The Rapeman
ReplyDeleteCheck out these photos from the Iceland Volcano, pretty awesome:
ReplyDeleteEyjafjallajokull
Check out the time/date they posted that. Haha
ReplyDelete<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/20/scientists-mine-yout.html>Scientists mine YouTube to study effects of Salvia divinorum</a>
Those photos are amazing!
Such a HTML noob
ReplyDeleteso, when are we ordering this?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lifetechnology.org/hyperdimensional.htm
In case you haven't seen it:
ReplyDeleteMan barking like a dog
bump
ReplyDeleteha ha it just comes out of nowhere! And the old lady with him looked genuinely scared!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha what a story Mark
ReplyDeleteHey guys I was talking about the mighty boosh the other day, if you haven't seen it check out this clip of 'the moon'-
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK2cfdsgzoQ&feature=related
They do a lot of songs, here's an example-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjGNJPNyzU&feature=related
I bought the first season to the mighty boosh about two months ago, but was waiting to finish up with the wire before i started watching it - looks like some laughs are ahead
ReplyDeleteFor you, Eden
ReplyDeletehah thanks man, I actually just started getting into online bass lessons. Still working on simple scales at the moment. Maybe funk will be further down the track
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=345ldFNMUSg
ReplyDelete"Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time. Hatred ceases through love. This is an unalterable law."
ReplyDelete- Buddha
ehhhhh I dunno.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny.
ReplyDeleteHahaha lulz:
ReplyDeleteAfter Johnny begins to distrust Lisa, he hooks up a cassette recorder to a telephone. Several days later he retrieves a cassette tape, only to have had it record the very last phone call between Lisa and Mark (though, when played back, the cassette tape is not actually moving while the sound plays and new dialogue is added to the recorded conversation when played back). Wiseau explained in an interview with LaIst: "You can buy a recorder that records 24/7, and the tape can rewind by itself."
lol. What a legend.
ReplyDeleteI also gotta say that I'm reading Watchmen (just finished chapter IV) and it's blowing my mind
ReplyDeleteYou own a bike? Let's ride one day.
ReplyDeleteHey, i'm getting red dead redemption tomorrow, can't wait. Let's play.
A kid gets his WoW account cancelled by his mother.
ReplyDeleteI don't think my first post went through, so...
ReplyDeleteWoW must be addictive.
LuLz! I can almost imagine that pain.
ReplyDeleteThat comment took ages to show up.
Autotuned Wolves
ReplyDeleteBachelor Frog
ReplyDeleteI luv teh innernettes.
lulz... srsly lulz.
ReplyDeleteCheck this out:
Joseph Ducreux / Archaic Rap
These are the best. Amazing meme.
bump
ReplyDeleteTeh lulz - The Pirate Bay | Cracked
ReplyDeletehaha they should really give up, i mean the internet is so rapid at evolving while the music companies are using slow beaurocratic court systems and weak technological government stuff to prevent downloading...something tells me that people will be downloading forever
ReplyDeleteFor all the FIFA fans
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzK-0LUJjZA&feature=related
My advice is to watch the video without audio
MORTAL KOMBAT
ReplyDeleteZOMG, first Street Fighter and now this!
The greatest villain the world has ever known
ReplyDeleteWhen he says 'inject', i pee my pants just a little. Like Dr Evil but better, funnier and more original.
ReplyDeleteIt gets funnier every time I see it. I see new things each time... brilliant.
ReplyDeleteOh... RIP Pep Pep
That MK thing looks cool
ReplyDeleteThat wrestling vid is funny...the story of wrestling to me is pretty intriguing i kinda wanna know the history behind that video now, if only it didn't have all those gay little fights
i was just thinking about wikipedia and how there is an article on everything. It's pretty funny. For example, the remote control must have a wikipedia article and it's probably pretty big. Someone (more than one) is out there that is passionate about remote controls. rofl
ReplyDeleteSave it for the open mic nights chief
ReplyDeleteIt's quite a big article...
ReplyDeleteFor Russ
ReplyDeletecheck this out. The one on the left is awesome
ReplyDeleteMonkey society
That monkey site was cool man. Oh by the way, I'm gonna beat yo ass in FIFA this week, I'm in a purple patch of form.
ReplyDeleteWhen y'all have time, check out this:
Cognitive Neuroscience of Mindfulness Meditation
Letterman on Carson's Tonight Show
ReplyDelete"Drink up, have fun. There is no death. Don't suffer. Don't feel guilty. God loves you, no matter what you do. You are the perfect holy child of god, and as my friend Jimmy Pineapple would say, case... fucking... closed." - Bill Hicks
ReplyDeleteGotta love the Japanese
ReplyDeleteCool philosopher website
ReplyDeleteOh nice find Eadz! However...
ReplyDeleteRussell caught on tape just after getting home from Vispassana
tasers
ReplyDeletehaha the Russell tie in makes it even funnier
ReplyDeletei-doser
ReplyDeleteI apparently you get 'high' by listening to specially created 'music' (called binaural beats) in total darkness. Supposed to be awesome... I'm gonna give it a go soon.
cool astrophotography
ReplyDeleteWe should have an i doser listening party next
who's coming on as BOTM?? Reveal yourself!
ReplyDeleteI bought i-doser.
Meteor Showers
My bad Meteor Showers
ReplyDeleteUnderwater River
ReplyDeleteHubble Photos
ReplyDeleteBe sure to enlarge
This one looks like its giving the finger:
ReplyDeleteClick
A history of the Beatles as told by their hair
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ReplyDeleteVienna Circus in a nutshell
ReplyDeleteCharting The Beatles
ReplyDelete'use to reduce abuse' - was recently read by the me while surfing on a website. It was in a wikipedia article so it's just shitty writing from a shitty civilian. It's kinda funny when you say it a few times no?
ReplyDeleteHey guys there's this section of BOTM that I really enjoy, it's called Album of the Week...
ReplyDeleteI'll post one if no one else will.
ReplyDeleteCheck this out for some lulz: Best Cry Evaarrr
Jon Stewart speak the truth about the Afghan war
ReplyDeletehaha that was awesome, "just got the giggles"
ReplyDeleteLee, check it. Some good promos
ReplyDeleteThe 10 Worst Lyrics From The 10 Richest Rappers
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha! Some of these are hilarious!
That's awesome. Rap at its most commercial is probably the dumbest genre of all
ReplyDeleteStumble Upon when it's good
Hamish - it's funny to think that Jesse Ventura became Governor of Minnesota haha. Americans love electing strongmen into office.
ReplyDeleteEadz - that picture is crazy. I love the cosmos.
We are very privileged...
ReplyDeleteRead this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I&feature=player_embedded
ReplyDeletefunny!
ReplyDeletelink
Hey Lee, can Helly bend like this?
ReplyDeleteTurned On.
"They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing" lol
ReplyDeleteBoth of those last two videos you posted eden go for 1;11. (8 0
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