Dogman's Cock College

First draw two parallel lines from left to right going upward at about 35 – 45 degrees (perhaps not perfectly parallel, I like it slightly fatter at the bottom), then draw a tear-drop at the top right end. On the lower line, draw a truly parallel line just above it, but slightly shorter at each end – shade the inner edges of those first lines ever so slightly (be gentle). Also shade the edge of the tear-drop on the left – just a touch. Now draw some scattered spider legs up and down the cylinder. Once you’ve done this you can either move up or down (from the base), I like to go down. With light hands – draw something like a half a tear-drop, make it much larger than the first and more “wrinkly”. Add in some spider legs/creases and shading around the edges, and some shading between the cylinder and large tear-drop (this is make or break right here). Now to finish it off, draw your best interpretation of grass at the topside of the base of the cylinder.

Here is the result if done correctly:

- Dogman


PS - I do apologise for the quality of the scan. I was at work and didn't really want anyone to see what I was doing (I felt like Seth from Superbad).

PPS - This was just an excuse to post a picture of a cock.