Saturday, May 1, 2010

Public Toilets

I don’t like public toilets, even if they’re really private I still don’t like them. You know why? It’s other people. Other people are the worst, sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who knows how to use a toilet properly. Lifting a seat before you piss is a good idea if you don’t want to leave piss all over it. Flushing after doing a piss (or anything for that matter!) is a good idea too.

Recently I went into a public toilet to take a wiz, to my disgust there was a deep-yellow bowl of piss waiting for me, with droplets sprinkled all around the seat. It’s the height of rudeness and disrespect toward your fellow man to leave a toilet in this state. Normally in this situation I’d begrudgingly clean the seat after doing my business so the next person didn’t think it was me who made the mess. But this time I thought, fuck it - this is the last time I clean up after someone else. Never again will I wipe up the piss of some poorly potty trained piss fiend. I kicked the seat up with my foot, pissed, flushed and left.


- Dogman


  1. This coming from the guy who took a dump on a car...
    I think the mentality is that if someone else has pissed on the seat/floor, then I may as well do it too!

  2. I was just about to comment 'This coming from the guy who would piss in random letter boxes, Time Zone machines, cinema chairs, public phones, etc."', but Russell beat me to it.

    But I do share your disgust... I find them so disgusting I tip-toe through them.

  3. I knew that would be the first thing to be said. lol. My point is still valid regardless of my pissy past.

  4. I know what you mean, there's a guy at work that does it almost every time he's on. And there's only a few of us at work so he must not care if we know.

  5. haha...At clubs or bars the toilets are free range. I tiptoe in the stall (cos I dont wanna use the wall cos Im a pussy) to make sure my jeans dont sag down. If the seat is down and clean I put it up with my foot. If its down and dirty I just piss and add to its dirtiness. I will flush if the button is accessible.

    At work though the toilets should be clean and people should have more respect

  6. What a shithouse blog!