Friday, July 9, 2010

Dogman's Cock College: The Filthy Folds of Flesh, Revealed

Welcome once again to the Cock College. In the previous lesson we learned how to draw a beautiful cock, an idyllic cock that we'd all like to have but few do.

Today we'll be taking a look at the seediest variety of cock - the 'uncut'. There are those that claim the uncut cock is best, that it provides more seckshual pleasure. All this of course is total bullshit. Its ugly, it stinks and tell me what woman would derive seckshual pleasure from a knob that has more folds of flesh than her own vejynah. And how can a man get more pleasure from a cock that's covered in 3 hour old piss and stinks of putrid sweat? It makes me retch just thinking about it.

You know how girls look and super muscly handsome guys and say "fuck, he's cut". They're not talking about his body.

Fact: 83% of homoseckshuals prefer a cut cock.
Fact: Wayne Coyne is cut.
Fact: An uncut cock stinks like shit.

Now, look at it:


- Dogman

6 comments:

  1. Holy fuck that was funny! That picture is a work of art,although I think it's going to haunt my dreams tonight...

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  2. Love being cut. Hamish is my hero.

    Is that guy on the top right vomiting and shitting at how disgusting the uncut penis is?

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  3. ohhh thats what they are. haha. I thought they were the balls taken out for our viewing pleasure.

    lol, that was great. but a little onesided, you forgot to mention that cut leads you to having an over exposed, desensitised, dry dick faggot cock. fact. ;)

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  4. haha It looks like the cock itself is throwing up at how disgusting itself is!

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  5. Very funny, keep it coming

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